Closet Man

I need answers...WHat do you do when a gay guy who isnt gay or so he thinks asks you for your number?

a.) Tell him to check his sexuality at the door and then run

b.) Give him your number

c.) Tell him you dont have a phone and dont accept numbers



C.) Thats what I did, but after saying that and having him stair at my butt while applying burts bees to his lips over and over...i just felt violated once again. First an email now a gay man who no idea.Nothing wrong if he is, but bearded man quotes "you should have grabbed his hand and simply yanked him out of his closet and then quickly stuff him back in" ha

Taking the Good in

Sometimes you just have to look around you to find the good of life

Winning regional champs Indoor soccer...aka.....What did i sign myself up for. WAZAAAAAAAAAAAA

team snap:

To: Lauren From: Jackie
Lauren and Coach

Distrubing Emails

I am just really scared of this junk email I got. I felt violated via Email. Could someone have put me on a dating sight as a joke????? Has Facebook WON? and Now accepting Wackos to get peoples emails..........................................
From: "doug ruben" Subject: Hello Prince!!.....................................(WHAT)

-I am afraid you will be surprised with this letter. I have found yours email on website. I have been surprised, that they have allowed me to see yours email.
First I want to ask, whether correct it email? And you have profile on it dating website? And if you really search serious relations I want that you have answered me mine privat email: prolitka@yahoo.com. So it is real you, and I have your correct email? If yes, speak me, and I shall write more
about me and I shall give you my photo. Ok?
So I hope to have letter from you soon because I am disappointed with people on website which write to me there. They want only chat or sex. But I want more serious, I want relation. Well, I shall not speak much in this letter because I
really am not sure that is your correct email. But hope dies last! ....
So write to me, I shall wait your letter, with your photos.
Please sorry if I have mistake and you do not search any relations.
I only check my destiny...What the hell does that mean? .In any case take care!

Its pretty much obviously this "Hello Prince" doesn't speak any English

Perhaps he looks like this:

Christmas Handicaps!!!! SO bad it needs a parking sticker

Ladies and Gents blog spot written by:

Jen Feje's personal take on Christmas Handicaps

Ahh, its Christmas time; Yule tide carols, eggnog, the Uncle Franks wearing the trademark reindeer sweater/thing , gifts you receive that tend to be10 sizes to big, creepy Great Uncle Freds comments on how much more of a lady you are becoming that coincides with a 20sec longer hug, and the fruitcake unacceptable re-gift. Its sad because we will always be affected by the disease of the Christmas Handicap and some people will never get it!!!

You may think that I sound like a Christmas Scrooge, but believe me I am far from that. I actually look forward to Christmas ever year because every year people try to live by the Christmas stigma which I like to call the Christmas spirit "A time when people give a little more and pass along that oh so wonderful blissful feeling". But, every year I laugh because it seems that the Christmas spirit seems to get a little more lost in translation.

In saying so here are a few attributes to the beginning of a slow death of this heavenly spirit:

-"Do you have gift boxes?"
So here you are in Abercrombie and Fitch looking for a gift for your little six year old clothes because we all know its only 0,00,-0,etc. You then take your 2 shirts for $100 but before you leave you need a gift box. "Do you have gift boxes?" The answer is 9 1/2 times out of ten no. FIGURE IT OUT stores..consumers buy gifts...To WRAP IN BOXES.

-Hanna Montana vs. X-Box 34q080958
I was sitting on my couch at home peacefully eating my Christmas cookies and drinking hot chocolate when the news came on. I was excepting to hear about the blistering cold temperatures or the anticipated snow fall that we were supposed to have. Instead of the important news. I found myself enraged with the stupidity that a portion of human race has amounted too. Tell me this, who in their right mind came up with the idea of camping outside of a store for three consecutive days for a stupid gaming system or Hanna Montana monstrosity. Where has their dignity and pride gone? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that your health and well being should not be sacrificed for a media induced thing. So as they sit and freeze their asses off and news continues to cover them like they are real troopers, martyrs at that. I will just sit at home warm with my pride and dignity and wait till after Christmas in which I will get the same media induced monstrosity at the discounted price.

-EBAY all the WAY
This next one actually ties into the whole stupidity of camping outside, not only are they stupid they are also are the epidemy of greedy. Chances are these loons do not even want the gift. They want to buy 10 of them and sell them on EBAY. Now that's the Christmas Spirit, buy all the toys so that all the good little boys and girls don't even have a chance to get them just so you can make a quick buck. Again, does this sound very Christmas Spirit to you? But you know who is going to get them? The spoiled kid with the over zealous rich parent who is going to pay 100 times more then actual retail price just so they can have bragging rights. We are supposed to be sharing and caring instead of stealing and dealing!

- YOU SCAN, I SCAN Don't use the U-SCAN
Just as cheverly has died, I am beginning to think that being considerate and having manners is a thing of the past. I used to think that common sense was something that some people used and some people just decided not to, but after spending just a few painful minutes in Meijer I realized that I needed to retract that statement. I am knowingly convinced that there at just some people who are just plain lacking a brain. During the Christmas season it is already known that waiting in long lines is inevitable but there are some things that people do that make this process even more painful. I only went into Meijer for one quick second, just needed some Christmas essentials, vodka, tape and wrapping paper. Three items. Now my logic would be I am going to use the express lane or the U-scan because my common sense would tell me that these lanes are reserved for two reasons

1. People that have ten items or less, (ok so we are all guilty of sneaking in 12)

2. Have enough brains to know how the U-Scan works.

- Santa to Rehab
I honestly think this poor fictitious character is getting a bad wrap. He is supposed to bring Christmas cheer to all good girls and boys. He is the symbolic recognition of Christmas. Who doesn't want to believe that Santa lives in the North Pole makes toys and loves cookies and milk? Why has Santa's moral gone down? It first started with the movie release of Bad Santa and has kind of taken a tumble from there. I feel that now in movies they write about Santa having a drinking problem, smelling like booze, stashing a flask in his beard, basically Santa now needs to go to rehab. People this is Santa we are talking about.

Thanks Jen................... xoxoox

You just got BAh HUm BUGGGEEDDD

As the world is throwing up HOliday frickin cheer in my face I can't help the fact that I feel like ( I am) rebelling against the whole matter. Yes, X-mas will never go away and Cindy that lil Who can get mad all she wants at me, but I am pretty much a Bahh Hum bugger . I am a member since 1987 when I knew Santa didn't exist. . anyways show me this neat tree decoration, ill just "bah hum bug" instantly .. you handcrafted a gingerbread house... You just got "Bah HUmmm BUGed" .Personally none of this tickles my fancy except Starbucks really has a nice peppermint mocha that really stands out in December.


Everyone is ice skating (touchy subject) and dancing around, some people are tearing up over all of these touching stories on TV and the Radio( myself included.. I am not the Tin Man) , Old Navy decides to market all their clothes with love and couples who twirl and have puppies in gift boxes..

Never the Less......The only enjoyment I will get this year from Christmas is the fact that X-mas brings the new year. Viva 2008!


ps. I do like presents and family time though....

As good as a X-mas Cookie

Purely eye candy

Ms. Spray-han

Those who got "Speared"

The Friends don't let Friends list 2007

Now we all know the :Friends don't let friends drive drunk: But over the last year I have created my own addition that I would love to share so in 2008 this DOESN't EVer happen..(cough cough.. ok friends???)

1. Friends don't let friends date hockey players
2. Friends don't let friends drunk dial
3. Friends don't let friends go out in public looking like a disaster
4. Friends don't let friends date someone who has a lisp
5. Friends don't let friends drunk text
6. Friends don't let friends go home with a randoms Alone
7. Friends don't let friends go out without with having someone on "standards"
8. Friends don't let friends date best friends
9. Friends don't let friends wear beer goggles for too long...that is
10. Friends don't let friends go down with out a fight
11. Friends don't let friends feel abnormal alone
12. Friends don't let friends dance on tables alone
13. Friends don't let friends steal their attention

14. Friends do let friends shimmy
15. Friends do let friends obsess about their ex for only a hot sec

I've 'Unlocked the Mystery' of the Journey Pendant Diamond

If you're a girl, we all know this haunting commercial that bites any single person in the butt or any person in a relationship that is going no where...Tears or anger personally get me...other people just have to change the channel ASAP! Its like Barney or something.

the Journey Diamond Jewelry commercial... "How can I (frickin) tell you, that I love you"
The set up for the "Sleeping Beauty" commerical, when the husband wakes up out of no where and decides oh..."tonights the perfect night to give my wife that I love so much an expensive diamond pendant when she is sleeping so peacefully and perfect" and then the wife wakes up ..just barely surprised.

The set up for the "Love is a journey that has no end" when the husband is stopped at a random red light he pulls out the pendant and just gives it to his wife for kicks. And then they play that sweet song by Landon Pigg (Coffeeshop) and make out through green light.

Anyways...... These really tick me off..not only because I'm solo, but seriously no husband is going to pull that stunt of niceness unless he did something wrong. I think before the commercial should start by seeing the husband popping out of bed with a different person, feeling so upset on his way home he gets this necklace and then jumps in bed with his wife and instead of waking her up with his lateness and lies, its diamonds..win win.

All I know is that the marketing team pondered this idea and thought "Lets think of the nicest thing a husband wont do and use it. That should force women to give their husbands/boyfriends crap...or if they receive one should make them wonder what they did wrong" ..hmmm it will be the sketchy pendy.

ahh, that felt good.


http://journey.adiamondisforever.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEnLEeDzhzs

Weekend Recap

Start off with this:
PUKE
SHePratt makes USweekly
She was arrested for shop lifting in Hawaii where she worked on the set of LOST. Stephanie says she started smoking pot at 15. "In a matter of months, I was on to other things," she adds. "I was a blackout drinker too. "Once in history class, I was so high that when the teacher wasn't looking, I asked a girl to feel my heart. It was beating so fast I thought I was going to die."

Her brother couldn't deal with her problem....this is just garbage. WHY are these people getting this attention???????

But on a good note. I am sooo soo happy I got a 2 hr movie length recap about LC/Lauren about her life on MTV. What if her Laguna career never came about...where would we be at 10 pm on Mondays? What are we gonna do until MTV makes up more artificial situations with LC/Lauren after tonight's finale? :0

2ndly: Name calling

When someone looks like a movie star, sitcom character, dork, model, or someone who you feel it is necessary to make a comment about please follow these actions to make your point across:
1. Ask them if they just walked out of the "abercrombie magazine" .... should get the point across that they look like a model or fake. Or one of the favorites " did you come out of the bitch 'R' us magazine?" if their face is totally mean.
2. If they have something colorful on ask " What is your favorite color"
3. IF they look like they belong on the Office...ask if their name is "Dwight"...this man in the picture personally did not like it and we threw the off brand of cheezits at him. HA

- there you go Kmart you made the blogski


3rdly : Attention Seeker
Old men are creepers..Given, but they allow you to take control of your own bar experience destiny. Make friends...you don't have to wait in line.
Therefore, Dayna and I were allowed to fill up our own trophy at our soccer banquet because we were league Champs!!! #1!!

Slanty Banty

LIsa Marie Greens
in the
Side Mouth Tribute

This lil diddy goes out to you Lisa. When you get drunk you talk out of the side of your mouth like someone who has downs or a stroke, but you know what I love it and its addicting. The more and more I find myself favoring a certain side of my mouth when socializing involving booze.
Love you xoxox

CHIILLSSSS

Sex & the City movie trailer:
I just got the goosebumps just to hear Carrie Bradshaw's voice aka SJP.


http://www.usmagazine.com/video_watch_the_sex_and_the_city_movie_trailer

OH la la

Knowing what you are worth!

I'm trying to decide what my personal net worth is. What is my individuals net personality position. I am calculating this equation as an example of a life re-evaluation. In other words I am doing my own personal self help session because who really wants to go in the self help section at the book store...like come on . This is perfect to see what caliber of a person you are and how much better you are than the liabilities that drag you down! (to be honest this is a vent pep for myself.)

How to calculate:
My values - the values of all liabilities = Happy Camper with a net worth of Brilliant Fab New YOU!!!

Values include- Liabilities include:

• Goals - Crazy from your last boyfriend
• Personality - Made up rumors
  
• Motives -ExBoyfriends
• Lade back - Doubting yourself
  
• Achievements - Letting things get to you
  
• Career ambitions - Liars
  
• Looks ;) - Negative people
  
• Athletic - Karma
• Humor - Sluts
  
• Culture - Loosing your edge (very important)
  
• Knowledge - Second guessing
  
• Intelligence - Not being YOU
  
• Crafty - Society
  
• Creative - Impaired judgment
  
• Thoughtful/caring - Alcohol
  

That felt good. And sounds charming. Hopefully this with solve many things!!!!

Scary VS. Cute

Cute:
Scary:

Emperor Penguin MANtalities

I watched March of the Penguins- I was just astonished about how amazing the male Emperor Penguin was....traveling about 56 mi inland to reach the breeding site in temperatures of -40 °F, holding their baby/egg between their legs....like the woman Peng doesn't have to do anything AND the Emperor Penguins are serially monogamous. They have one supreme mate and stay faithful for a LIFE TIME...I thought WOW that is unreal.....I am now going to use this as an inspiration to seek a boyfriend who has Penguin morals.

• Stands in subarctic weather- means that he will give you his coat at anytime..even in a blizzard. Perfect for bar nights...
• Stays with the same mate forever- ok So you find one who loves you..you're in like Flynn
  
• Has all responsibilities for the newborn- See you later babe, I'm going shopping

All in all not too shabby.....but I knew their had to be a catch...I googled this nonsense to see if it was really true...could a Emperor not be a player?
NO
Wikipedia says:
They have only one mate each year, and stay faithful to that mate. However, the next year, most end up with different mates. Although they attempt to locate the previous year's mate in the next breeding season ( ya, right once its over its over..that Emperor is just not that into you), most cannot find each other and choose a new mate...sounds right on...scared of commitment.

No longer seeking a boyfriend with Emperor Penguin MANtalities


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Penguin

Sh*t is Bananas!

Sometimes I prank people. Sometimes people think its funny. Sometimes people don't understand it. Sometimes I don't realize that I am a complete moron and that its not funny.......in saying that..my banana prank made someone cry!!!

My poor neighbor girl was an innocent bystander to one of my insane antics. A normal joke that I would prefer to happen to me... made my neighbor cry, have her parents big her pizza, and come over to comfort her with sweet words such as "pal you hanging in there"

the breakdown:
Neighbor : "so the other day I went to get my mail and I found a bag that had cat poop in it stuffed in my mailbox...I can't believe people can be so malicious. Who would do that in our neighborhood? Who doesn't like me that much?"

ME: (As I am laughing inside and just realized it was me who did it, but it was a BANANA I was too lazy to throw out and forgot to tell her i put that special treat in her mailbox deciding whether to go along with the story or confess) " I don't know...Poop..who would do that?" (ME, ME , ME, ME)

Neighbor: "Oh I was so upset about it, my parents came over and stayed and helped me around the house because it made me cry"

ME: ( Well I just realized that I was a pretty awful person and no wonder I am single) " Um...It was me who put a old banana in your mailbox because I was too lazy to throw it out and I didn't think it would be smart to put it in my own mailbox. It wasn't cat poop! ..ha..haa...haa???"

..Needless to say we had a good laugh and I am a moron who is too lazy to throw out a banana peal.

Pandora for Prez

I don't have any juicy gossip from my weekend, insanely poor work on my behalf for sticking inside watching inde flicks. BUT I do know one or two things.

1. ) Pandora.com. SIgn up and get your free streamline of radio music from all your favorites. Currently at work I've listen since 8 am and it has been nothing but pure brilliance . I may or may not have been caught dancing in my chair. I may or may not have turned the UPS man on with my young professional shimmy.

2.) Facebook is going to soon add an application that will request and invite to end my life because it pretty much owns me. I can see it now... Facebook has one invite for a request to kill Jaclyn Thomas. Do you accept? and of course I will.

3.) I have never been more jealous of a celeb tot. Suri Cruise spiced up her life, taking in a private concert with the Spice Girls. She can't tell anyone what she really really wants....

inertia is the property of wife restraining order

SO a good day starts when....you read on US weekly that Bill Nye "The Science Guy". The master of junior high video tape days sets a restraining order against his ex-fiancee.

US weekly reports "In handwritten documents, Nye, 51, claims that, on 11:30 p.m. on Labor Day, ex Blair Tindall, wearing all black ( is that necessary, she must have been feeling scandalous in black), poured weed killer in the garden of the L.A. home they used to share.

She "fled on foot when I called her name," dropping two large bottles that had been "filled with some sort of solvent" and "may have been emptied on my garden from which I get food produce," Nye said. So basically she tried to position his organic crop?

Saying her year was fraught with a series of personal and family problems, Tindall called her move a "foolish, sophomoric act of poor judgment." But she denied being a threat to Nye, whom she accused of "emotional cruelty."

wow, who would have thought someone would stoop soo soo soo low to get The Science Guy where it hurts, his shrubbery. Not his life, his plants. But obviously only a Science Maniac would take this seriously.

Detroit: expect the unexpected

Setting: Sally's apt, wine, hope, faith, Lisa, metro detroit bus system times, the speculation that goodness will occur.

I knew I was back to my good ole self when I came to the realization that taking the Detroit bus downtown for a buck, was not the right idea when:

a. A rando asks if we want to buy weed
b. Woodward and Forest isn't the best location
c. There was a humble police car just sitting in the parking lot

C. was chosen and I used my magic with words to persuade him to drive us downtown. Great success!!!! Plastic back seats and the thrill of getting out of the back of a Cop car...priceless.

As we swaggled our way to several bars this occurred:

-Tyra Banks took over my mind body and soul and I became America's Next Top Model

- I used a balancing act with my chair and boots on the bar to win over an old mans heart and moustache

- Realized that Lisa's outfit was ideal for the Hound of the Baskervilles and we then solved many mysteries.

-Found a Buzz Lightyear look alike...He had plenty of toys for my story

Dislikes

I have realize there is not much that makes me mad, but since I have not been happy here are my top 10 dislikes:

1. Played a FOOL
2. Being Lead on
3. Tomatoes
4. Tricked by some one's so you thought amazing personality
5. Hangovers
6.Driving in Traffic
7. Fake people
8. Useless text messaging
9. Surprises
10. Big dogs

Milkshake...the real meaning

Lisa and I were lazily on the couch Wednesday afternoon(or in a state of confusion due to the amount of booze consumed the previous night). She thought it would be a great idea to call anyone in her phone book to bring us a "Milkshake". Even though McDonald's was down the street or a Coney Island, she took it upon herself to phone people who lived over 40 miles away. Needless to say her mission was complete when she did receive a Vanilla shake in hand 2 hours later. But me, my mission was not complete because I couldn't get "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" damn song out of my head. I was perplexed and boggled because what dose Kelis really mean...Her Milkshake? so we asked Urban Dictionary:

Kelis says "Milkshake is just that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else. It's a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal. It could be about breasts but I don't have huge t*** so you gotta work with what you got."

I felt better once I finally knew what it meant! We jumped for joy and realized our standard shimmy will now be transformed into Milkshakin' as much as possible.

This definition also came up:

The act of punching or kicking a female in the cooch. This act is usually committed when said female is sitting like a dirty ho with spread-eagle legs.
Hey Liz, close ya damn legs before I have to get to milkshaking you.

who let the dogs out

This always makes me laugh and I could use a tall glass of laughter right about now...

Coconut bangers ball will do the trick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2zRGQX2QLo

Watch it!!!

You win you always do...

America: show me some more money...PLEase

Since I am recent grad, finding a great paying job in my field is hard to come by at entry level, but America is experiencing the same thing. This took my by surprised today as I was drinking my 4 dollar coffee. $40k a year between you and your significant other is all your looking at for more than half of the households in America. I don't know about you, but that is just nuts. I am not looking forward to the future here...unless that is you have 2o dollar bills flowing from you pocket. I ain't saying im a gold digger, but I am looking for a broke.....anyways all I know is that can't happen or how will I support the shoefunds?



http://finance.yahoo.com/banking-budgeting/article/103815/Where-Do-You-Stand-on-America

Its been along time....but I'm bringing bloggin back

I have awoken from a booze filled eventful trip to St. Croix, Virgin Islands. Where cocktails are served with every meal, the beach is right at your feet, the sun always shines (except when I was there Tropical Storm Noelle took place), the locals are all around being odd, the only store on the island is K-mart, and being just wasted is perfectly ok!!!

Here are some recaps of my trip:

Found this man at a local gas station. I called him Local Bird Man. He chirped all these chickens out of no where... needless to say I was scared to death once I all these squakin things flock my way.

Next Local on the list...Paulie the Pirate. No, it wasnt halloween just yet, but paulie choose to take the "jack sparrow" approach to life.

and I pray I dont get LICe or like Hiv from this hat

Halloween night apporached us on the island and I was treated to a Cruzion experience. There was a costume party ....3 mins prep and my White Trash costume was complete. Little did I know there would be a run in with a women whose hair, makeup, etc resembled my costume and she wasnt dressed up....

You guessed it..I HAD to get a picture with her.

Oprah is Oh so AWFUL

When I began to read my daily dosage of usmagazine.com, I found this lil snippet about Jerry Seinfeld's wife buying Oprah $18,000 worth of shoes (21 pairs) as a thank you for having her on her show. She picked shoes to feed Oprah's shoe fetish. For one, Harpo can afford to buy everyone in the world a pair of Christian Louboutins she doesn't need someone else to buy her shoes. If she is the fantastic world do gooder, she should donate them all to me and my need for shoes. Although, I do not wear the same size as that Elephant, I'd still take them. ;)

i think she looks prettier now...

10 ways to kill a crabby mood

I was hoping for 10 ways to kill a crabby life, but mood will do.

1. Fight the Urge to Mope

2. Smile.

3. Laugh

4. Yield to others

5. Count Your Blessings.

6. Make Someone Else Happy

7. Take an Action Step on a Goal

8. Exercise

9. Music
10. Treat yourself

http://www.dumblittleman.com/2007/10/10-surefire-ways-to-kill-your-crabby.html

My 10 ways to stop being a crab and start being fab

1. Eat insane amounts of cookies with no remorse

2. Drink the crabbiness right out of you...ie. captains and diet coke

3. Establish a person to ridicule for a few hours...ie my mom , charity

4. Don't take "no" for an answer. Have someone do whatever you say until its done

5. Buy shoes

6. Prank call someone in your phone book

7. Put someone else down to make you feel inferior to them

8. Watching someone trip, stub toe, fall

9. Having a nonfat, no whip, hazelnut sugar free syrup, mocha latte
10. Getting a hug from a significant other

Craiglist Crack-ups

I think its time to post more about how funny Craig'slist can be....





1. First Hit:
Stolen purse from a truck at the Stevenson Ike football game : AKA I went to Highschool there.

"The purse had $50.00 in it, keep it ( she tells you to keep it, nice even though it was stolen) we just want the car keys, School agenda, Drivers permit, school ID back. We will even give you another $50.00 to let us know where it is or to return it to us. The name is Jennifer K on the ID. call for reward 586-751-0190 M-F 9-5 Dave"

The only thing i can picture from this is: a car throwing keys, school agenda book with obscene things written on it, drivers permit, and Id scribbled on ...just laying on some lawn ...confusion hit when Jennifer K wants to you call for it. She ain't getting shit back.

2. Second Hit:
Lost 3-legged male cat

This should be sad, but i just giggle ....3-legged cat. haha

"His most defining feature is he has only three legs! He's a very friendly boy and we'd love to have him back in our family. If you have any information, please email me ASAP! Thank you! This is a picture of him just before he had his leg amputated. :("

The 19 Friends you need

Its been a while, je'm excuse, but today I'm bringing Sappy Back....with this great list of the 19 friends you need, but then I'll add my personal touch


This article is courtesy of Christian Single magazine.....I do not look at that okay, i got it from POpsugar.com


1. Old-As-Your-Parents Friend-you may not be close with your mom, but find one as old as your mom
2. Goal-Setter Friend- most people don't have goals now a days so find one with will make you go back to college
3. Smarter-Than-You’ll-Ever-Be Friend-I have gotten rid of all those friend, its obvious I'm the smartest
4. College Roommate Friend-the friend who was there for your first beer bong and she will be there for your last beer bong
5. Known-You-Forever-and-Still-Loves-You Friend- this goes to show, you guys are stuck with me :)through everything....dun dunn dunnnn
6. Artist Friend- find someone who paints your world differently than you or who paints cuz you don't
7. Barrel-of-Needs Friend- got too many of those kind....just kidding! I swear
8. Truth-Speaking Friend- my favorite...you always need a friend to tell you that you reallyDO look like shit and that pimple IS noticeable. You shouldn't kid yourself.
9. Oh-Brother Friend- I think its reverse, I'm the Oh brother! friend..ha
10. Searching Friend- Perfect one to have to help show you the light
11. Married (honestly!) Friend- WOw....I'm honestly getting that age where i should have married friends....eeekss!
12. Gold-Star Friend-although you live in different universes or always busy...they come just when you need them. That's just magical. .
13. Move-In-If-You-Need-To Friend- If you got an open futon...just let me know
14. Different-Theological-Background Friend-taking applications
15. Prayer-Posse Friend(s)- taking applications
16. More-Outgoing-Than-You Friend- now i have a posse of them!
17. Wide-Eyed-Youth Friend- I look at those friends as I am their teacher and they are my student...of how to get free drinks at bars..
18. No-Such-Thing-As-Stress Friend- they should be called "I am jealous of them friend"
19. the Daddy-Friend- (request by smitty) the friend who is the veteran, and knows how to keep you inline, but can drink for days.
20.Non-Christian Friend- hm mm.... I love you all!






































My apologies if you don't have this many friends........( you are losserrrr)