Jul 31, 2007

Reasons that provoked me to blog





Reason 1:

I get emails from my friends with stories like this....

I lost my mind this weekend! First blackout was on Mackinaw Island with my brother. We were bar hopping downtown MI . . . ran into a nice local that proceeded to tell me i was cute, but if he had a choice he would rather have my brother!!! Then of course we stubbled into the only black ghetto "club" on the island. Saw "black on fat" dancing, ran up a bar tab and thought it was a good idea to leave and not pay. I kept falling off my bike and then almost got into a fight with the girl from Jersey trying to run naked through our hotel. I think I told her only hookers live in jersey opps!

Pictures to prove this nonsense!! love you Sally :)


Reason 2:

when you catch your friends doing this at their friends party...



First day on the job

35 second intro and go...

When I think about events in my life and the situations that arise on a daily basis one word often comes to mind “weird”. People don’t always like being recognized as the “weird” one but I personally have come to enjoy it. Perhaps because of my curiosity. If you type in “Weird” to Microsoft Word Thesaurus its clear why you wouldn’t want to be: the synonyms:
Eerie – If I was referred to as eerie…Haley Joel Osmond anyone?
Uncanny- monkeys are uncanny
Strange- Only people who come out in the rain are strange
Mysterious- 2 words… Harry Potter
Creepy- the word pretty much defines any male over the age of 35
Supernatural- Michael Jackson, Aliens, David Copper Field

So I can see why if you were ever the “weird” kid in school …especially in high school (because that’s when the variety of cliques took over the universe and judged everyone, even the janitors who had nothing to do with your hormonal changes OR maybe you were the kid in middle school who smelled, but that phase has kept transitioning with you)… anyways back to my point, if you were “weird” in school and still are, it’s not all that bad. Being creepy and supernatural has helped me evaluate the day-by-day incidences that seem to add humor to my existence and provide me with several great tales in addition to the random facts that pleasure my boredom. Now I have the ability to share them with all. It’s my blog and I’ll blog if I want too!