Asian 80s Prom Crasher

Girls just want to have fun

I am an Asian 80s prom crasher. Could be one of the best times of my life.

We danced the night away to "Hey Mickey"

Even Stevens is under Rihanna's umbrella ella ella ella eh

This blogged my mind.....but the lastest couple is Rihanna and Shia LaBeouf from Transformers.. Dating? I think so...

Byte Me

This struck me as great:

BUT : For some reason this just struck me as completely retarded: Says "Byte Me". I'm just bothered humorous shirts are still making their way into the scene according to Yahoo!

Lack of Funny

SO... I am afraid it's true...I haven't been feeling funny. Maybe this blog isnt even funny (I know its a iddy bit funny) So im planning something and its in the works. PROMISE stick a needle in my eye.


I'll improvise with some Current events around the world


- yesterday was if you have "4 tats, bleached hair with 2" roots, combat boots, 3 kids, smell like cabbage" you get into the Detroit zoo for free. Couldn't believe the class that ventured out to see the sleeping animals of the Detroit zoo. ....sadly I was at the zoo and got in for free by looking like at 12 yr old....I pulled it off some how.


Owen Wilson was SUiiciidalll...suicidall...some one had him Suicidal . I'm a bit sad...funny people are happy not sad :*(



http://www.usmagazine.com/owen_wils


Best Headliner today:

The platinum had finally got to the Hogans and straight to Nick's brain...Although, he is a professional driver...he is that good of one to speed in Florida and wrap his car around a palm tree..impressive. My heart did skip a beat when I read the news.

















Article of the day:



Man Embarassed by Small Penis Secretly Gets Brother to Sleep w/ Girlfriend....haha



"The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling," said police."




http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=64492

SO like...the Hills

I dont know about the rest of you, but the Hills has got me smitten. Lauren/LC ( how they defined her on Laguna) is so pretty...each season she looks prettier and prettier. Pretty soon she will be a pretty pretty princess and Heidi will hate her even more...BUT has anyone caught on to the fact that Lauren/LC never seems to be happy for any of her friends...ie. Heidi and Spence or Jen or Steven? She always loves LO though.LO is a goof.... this probably makes some people reject me and the fact that I spent my own time writing this blog about how pretty the Hills girls are....good thing I'm being sarcastic.

Any ways I want to end this spat on the Hills about how Spencer Pratt looks like a Cabbage Patch kid. Enjoy

VS.

Treats from the Heavens....

100-calorie packs of Ketchup & Fries Flavored Potato Snacksat select BK locations. Ketchup and fries for 100 calories?! ahhhhh soo happy

Lower-Calorie Gatorade - A reduced-calorie Gatorade is on the way. Thank you...

Dreyer's/Edy's Slow Churned Light Ice Cream Bars - These chocolate-covered ice cream bars come in Creamy Vanilla, Cookies & Cream, Vanilla w/ Nestlé Crunch Coating, and no-sugar-added Vanilla Almond. Expect to spend 150 - 160 calories and 8g of fat on the first three (3 Points, thanks to a gram of fiber), and 150 cals and 9 fat grams on the Vanilla Almond (a whopping 4 grams of fiber makes it just 3 Points, as well!).

OK Sorry if this doesnt satisfy your cravings, but I'm 100% Sold . Bring on the LBS or maybe NOt????

When You Hit Rock Bottom

SO im beginning to realize I have been hitting my all time lows....such as:

- I usually wonder around the office to find free food anywhere no matter what it is, I snatch it and eat it in my office where no one can see me....like come on!!

- I buy starbucks and redbull with all nickles, dimes, and quaters...never dollar bills. I just need to have it. Id rather waste coins on expensive coffee or energy drinks than chrisp dolla bills.

- You find yourself liking the same meals as your 2 year old nephew. ie. mac&cheese, pizza, bread, pb&j.

- You get excited to watch "So you think you can dance".

- You're on facebook more than you eat or breathe.

- When you get a " SHUT THE F UP " by your friends dad for babbling and making annoying noises. Perfectly ok for a cooing baby, but not a recent graduate.

...More lows to come

10 trends guys should never dare to Wear

I'M in a bad mood today. I saw alot of unnecessary things/outfits/trends at the mall today during lunch break. Got me thinking...

Top 10 DISASTER trends for men that make you wish you had a lil paper cup in your purse just in case you need to puke in it.

1. Doc Martins. YUCK.yuck. YUCK 1998 y'all

2. Button up shirts with no shirt underneath and sleeves rolled up into a short sleeve shirt...that is why they have short sleeve button up shirts

3 Black shoes with white socks Come on seriously everyone knows this rule, but its such a killer. Michael Jackson can pull it off...barely

4. Any color denim shorts.. I have nothing else to say about that..if you wear them you better accessorize with a mullet.

5. Tight jeans ...I don't care what brand they are a/x, guess...there are nice jeans out there so you don't have to show us your goods

6.Carpenter jeans . Jesus was a carpenter and didn't have a pair....which means you don't EVER need them

7. Brand logos forced in your face...I get the point if your shirt is Polo or Tommy or A&f...we don't need a HUGE logo to justify you have style because you are being an oxymoron by wearing the shirt

8. The double Fake "ice" ear piercings ....you're not a NFL star so get lost with that

9. Bracelets and obnoxious necklaces....maybe its me, but white seashell necklaces just send shivers down my spine.

10. Cut-off Fancy T-shirts...just keep the sleeves and stay classy

Lost & Found on Craig's list

WHo is really going to return a found Ipod????? especially if its named "Aqua" that deserves to just be lost...

Please read to see how gay this person is...pretty sure he doesn't a gf either....

I lost my Ipod either at the 4th st. fair in Detroit or somewhere in the Royal Oak area. I keep it in a side pocket of my backpack and I always have my backpack with me. This makes think either the zipper was open and it fell out or it was stolen. A pair of headphones were left in the same pocket, so I think it dropped out. It is a 4gb Silver Ipod mini with the name "Aqua" on the back of it. I would be so greatful to find this and would reward anyone that helps me. This Ipod means a lot to me because it is my girlfriends and I lost it. Please reply to this by email.

I threw this posting in because it up Detroit...

Today at 12:37 pm in broad daylight, my husbands black Oldsmobile Cutlass 2 door got stolen from his work parking lot. A black male, about 5ft 8-11 wearing all black rode in on a bike and drove off with his car. hahah nice touch..He's done this before. We have him on camera, but the police have yet to catch him. (weird) If anyone sees this vehicle. Please notify the detroit police ASAP. His car is two door with a white and blue plate on it. It also has lumina rims....are they 22"??? I would like to personally catch his guy, but I think it is unlikely. Please help!

Brit is funny

This is all I got for today: A pic of Stavros and friends and 2 hotties

AND

A pic of B-spears going Middle Eastern/ Mcdreamy on us

How to Fend of Texter Molesters

Texting and drinking have really got me thinking...
Why in heavens name do guys and girls (especially girls) give out their numbers when they are half loaded on vodka h20 and presume its right and nothing sketchy will come about it? WRONG what comes about it is a TExter Molester. You gave your number out to a potential and they turn out to be a complete creep show. Now your phone is dinging out of control and its costing you 20 cents. By the end of the battle of the textes Joe Smoe cost you $2.00! Or you proceed to have a text relationship with a certain special someone (not! the guy is just too busy to call you so he texts you) With my horrid/funny experiences with text molesters I've discovered
5 ways to fend them off:

1. Ignore (Ladies and Gents it doesn't always work..its a nice thought though)
2. Respond with " I'm out of town for a bit" which leads them to think..oh they are interested, but busy and eventually they forget you were "that" girl whom they spent $50 on.
3. Save the text and turn it into a prank call..brilliant I might add
4.Text the most ridiculous lines you can think of... ie. I just saw a monkey cross the street.
5. Say you are taken and leave me alone!!!!! Not my favorite, but sometimes you gotta

Yes, there are Texter molesters, but who else should you be afraid of ???? Dun dun DUNNN
the EX. Sometimes folks, ...old flames just dont understand that you dont want anything to do with them. Therein point ...

How to fend yourself from aEXer Text:

1. Ignore ...from experience its hard to ignore a drunk text at 2 am on a Tuesday saying "make out" clearly the person has a gf/bf if they haven't responded in 5 months!!!!
2. Keep it casual The ex should get the point when they ask you " so how have you been?" in a text and you respond with "neat"...catch a clue.
3. Have your gf/bf dial the number back and talk to them ..works like a charm
4. Tell them straight up...I'M OFF THE MARKET STOP TEXTING ME!!! of course you dont have to be that rude. Eventually they learn and will get over it and feel like a complete idiot...( I would know)

last note : Friends don't let friends text drunk.

Nicole Richie is PREGGERS????DUH!

SO she finally decided to face reality and tell the world she's 4 months pregs. I think Hillary Duff is certainly happy. Madden couldn't wait any longer and had to unleash his manliness on Richie and impregnate her ASAP since Hillary was the big V. A+ for not wasting anytime Joel. I wonder how much the Nic weights now.....87 lbs + baby?

Shark Week = never swimming again

Its the 2oth anniversary of sharkweek. In otherwords its the 20th time you've sat on your couch with your jaw wide open and were in pure fear for 7 days of the 400 million year old beasts. I happen to catch last nights episode of Feeding Frenzy. Survivorman's Les Stroud guided me straight into a downward spiral of never wanting to go swimming ever again ....meanwhile he attempts to loose his hand/arm in the process of feeding those eating machines. No big deal. Who needs hands or legs??...a shark surviver is doing just fine with his fake leg ( he still doesn't have an arm though, not enough cash...he should have used his money wisely and got a wooden peg leg (cheaper and cooler because then you can have a eye patch) and splurged on the arm)

http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/sharkweek/sharkweek.html - Go to get your creepout on!

What is even worse is this clip of a Great White sniping a seal out of the deep blue sea. Baby balouga better watch his back. (This is a must see)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7441221436647053601

TIPS to improve your life :LIFE REMIX

I was digging around at digg.com and came upon this article... 100 Tips to Improve your Life. I dont know about you, but I need all the help I can get...so these stuck out to me and sounded like they would really help in a new beginning:

• Empty Your Inbox in 30 Seconds...what does that have to do with anything?
• Make a Good First Impression threw that in because its true. I've lost alot of potential friends from being too blackout first encounter
• Learn the Truth About Baby Carrots...apparently baby carrots are liars?
• Save Trees With Ease..just sounds pretty because it rhymes.I'll do it forsure
• Know What's In Store If You Have a Toddler....this tip will SO improve mylife..NOT
• Use a Super Slim Wallet...now i can see how that will improve your life..who wants a super fat wallet. fat wallets are bad.
• Lose Weight Without Exercise...that's magical
• Increase Your Intelligence is that possible?
• Give Up Nagging NEVER ever ever
• Try No TV...Hah get serious! With no TV I dont exsist
• Use Money to Buy Happiness....About time someone is admitting that money DOES by Happiness

But all of the other ones sounded pretty sensiable http://www.behance.com/Featured/Articles/100-Tips-to-Improve-Your-Life/5591