I'M in a bad mood today. I saw alot of unnecessary things/outfits/trends at the mall today during lunch break. Got me thinking...
Top 10 DISASTER trends for men that make you wish you had a lil paper cup in your purse just in case you need to puke in it.
1. Doc Martins. YUCK.yuck. YUCK 1998 y'all
2. Button up shirts with no shirt underneath and sleeves rolled up into a short sleeve shirt...that is why they have short sleeve button up shirts
3 Black shoes with white socks Come on seriously everyone knows this rule, but its such a killer. Michael Jackson can pull it off...barely
4. Any color denim shorts.. I have nothing else to say about that..if you wear them you better accessorize with a mullet.
5. Tight jeans ...I don't care what brand they are a/x, guess...there are nice jeans out there so you don't have to show us your goods
6.Carpenter jeans . Jesus was a carpenter and didn't have a pair....which means you don't EVER need them
7. Brand logos forced in your face...I get the point if your shirt is Polo or Tommy or A&f...we don't need a HUGE logo to justify you have style because you are being an oxymoron by wearing the shirt
8. The double Fake "ice" ear piercings ....you're not a NFL star so get lost with that
9. Bracelets and obnoxious necklaces....maybe its me, but white seashell necklaces just send shivers down my spine.
10. Cut-off Fancy T-shirts...just keep the sleeves and stay classy
3 comments:
Good thing you didn't go to high school when I did young'uns this list was the ONLY way to be cool in the 80s/90s! haha
cut off shirts are the truth as long as they are old trashy t-shirts cut by yourself with a pair of scissors. buying a pre-cut off is a no-no.
by the way, can we all agree that snap bracelets will never go out of style and should be worn by every member of the 5616 from here on out. i vote yes...
I would also like to put leather doc marten type sandals on the list, shit is just straight eisenhower chachi. Word up to snap bracelets. are you all too young to have worn candy necklaces? and by worn them I mean when you weren't a child. chicks would wear that shit at parties in high school all the time
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