Texting and drinking have really got me thinking...
Why in heavens name do guys and girls (especially girls) give out their numbers when they are half loaded on vodka h20 and presume its right and nothing sketchy will come about it? WRONG what comes about it is a TExter Molester. You gave your number out to a potential and they turn out to be a complete creep show. Now your phone is dinging out of control and its costing you 20 cents. By the end of the battle of the textes Joe Smoe cost you $2.00! Or you proceed to have a text relationship with a certain special someone (not! the guy is just too busy to call you so he texts you) With my horrid/funny experiences with text molesters I've discovered
5 ways to fend them off:
1. Ignore (Ladies and Gents it doesn't always work..its a nice thought though)
2. Respond with " I'm out of town for a bit" which leads them to think..oh they are interested, but busy and eventually they forget you were "that" girl whom they spent $50 on.
3. Save the text and turn it into a prank call..brilliant I might add
4.Text the most ridiculous lines you can think of... ie. I just saw a monkey cross the street.
5. Say you are taken and leave me alone!!!!! Not my favorite, but sometimes you gotta
Why in heavens name do guys and girls (especially girls) give out their numbers when they are half loaded on vodka h20 and presume its right and nothing sketchy will come about it? WRONG what comes about it is a TExter Molester. You gave your number out to a potential and they turn out to be a complete creep show. Now your phone is dinging out of control and its costing you 20 cents. By the end of the battle of the textes Joe Smoe cost you $2.00! Or you proceed to have a text relationship with a certain special someone (not! the guy is just too busy to call you so he texts you) With my horrid/funny experiences with text molesters I've discovered
5 ways to fend them off:
1. Ignore (Ladies and Gents it doesn't always work..its a nice thought though)
2. Respond with " I'm out of town for a bit" which leads them to think..oh they are interested, but busy and eventually they forget you were "that" girl whom they spent $50 on.
3. Save the text and turn it into a prank call..brilliant I might add
4.Text the most ridiculous lines you can think of... ie. I just saw a monkey cross the street.
5. Say you are taken and leave me alone!!!!! Not my favorite, but sometimes you gotta
Yes, there are Texter molesters, but who else should you be afraid of ???? Dun dun DUNNN
the EX. Sometimes folks, ...old flames just dont understand that you dont want anything to do with them. Therein point ...
How to fend yourself from aEXer Text:
1. Ignore ...from experience its hard to ignore a drunk text at 2 am on a Tuesday saying "make out" clearly the person has a gf/bf if they haven't responded in 5 months!!!!
2. Keep it casual The ex should get the point when they ask you " so how have you been?" in a text and you respond with "neat"...catch a clue.
3. Have your gf/bf dial the number back and talk to them ..works like a charm
4. Tell them straight up...I'M OFF THE MARKET STOP TEXTING ME!!! of course you dont have to be that rude. Eventually they learn and will get over it and feel like a complete idiot...( I would know)
last note : Friends don't let friends text drunk.
2 comments:
texting is the best thing to happen to dating since ghb. what better way to avoid an awkward phone call then an extremely charming text like "how bout we meet up and u sit on my face." i mean, money in the bank.
i think the moral of the story is to take their number... then you don't have to worry about them texting you.. although sometimes friends suggest otherwise which digs you a hole and you continue to get texts from that person for months on end... lol
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