Lack of Funny

SO... I am afraid it's true...I haven't been feeling funny. Maybe this blog isnt even funny (I know its a iddy bit funny) So im planning something and its in the works. PROMISE stick a needle in my eye.


I'll improvise with some Current events around the world


- yesterday was if you have "4 tats, bleached hair with 2" roots, combat boots, 3 kids, smell like cabbage" you get into the Detroit zoo for free. Couldn't believe the class that ventured out to see the sleeping animals of the Detroit zoo. ....sadly I was at the zoo and got in for free by looking like at 12 yr old....I pulled it off some how.


Owen Wilson was SUiiciidalll...suicidall...some one had him Suicidal . I'm a bit sad...funny people are happy not sad :*(



http://www.usmagazine.com/owen_wils


Best Headliner today:

The platinum had finally got to the Hogans and straight to Nick's brain...Although, he is a professional driver...he is that good of one to speed in Florida and wrap his car around a palm tree..impressive. My heart did skip a beat when I read the news.

















Article of the day:



Man Embarassed by Small Penis Secretly Gets Brother to Sleep w/ Girlfriend....haha



"The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling," said police."




http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=64492