Bear Grylls takes my breathe away

Now, although there is speculation that "he is a fake and phony and I wish I never laid eyes on him"(Sandy, Grease) He just wont let me keep my barrings straight when I watch Man vs Wild. I know my life is headed in the right direction when I decide to watch Man vs Wild instead of Dancing with the Stars.

Bear was stranded in the swamps of the Everglades last night. How could I not be at the edge of my seat in this 60 minute episode he is involved with more than a million alligators, thousands of snakes, black bears roaming, razor-sharp grass and the need to eat a turtle, frog and VITamin C oranges? He really just needed keep his "bearings" straight. I can't stop thinking about how he trudged through the swamps for 2 days!!! OMG

He tempts me to have my Dad drop me off in the parking lot of Somerset mall with only a dollar, chapstick, and nothing named brand on to see how I can fend off the evil shoppers/glares and survive for 3 days to get the same thrill and excitement of Bear...

Then that show was over and I proceeded to get my Hills fix because Jason got engaged and Spencer didnt even tell his parents he was engaged!!!!!!!! Silly homeboy.

Bear's got a blog :http://beargrylls.blogspot.com/

Oh happy Days- Vintage print

Throwing this out there to pure to myself and others (alex) there is hope at the end of the tunnel.....a nice picture when the world was charming and exciting

My QLC

Its good to know when I googled "quarter-life crisis" that I thought was something that really wasnt true and I was making up..because Im not quite Mid-life, but half that...millions of things appeared.







The quarter life crisis is a term applied to the period of life immediately following the major changes of adolescence, usually ranging from ages 21 - 29. The term is named by analogy with mid-life crisis. It is now recognized by many therapists and professionals in the mental health field. BINGO!







Here are some characteristics of a QLC

• feeling "not good enough" because one can't find a job that is at one's academic/intellectual level -and YES here i come fast food



• frustration with relationships, the working world, and finding a suitable job or career
  confusion of identity- PRetty sure that sums up my life..



• insecurity regarding the near future - YES YES YES



• insecurity regarding present accomplishments - yes



• re-evaluation (hence my blog name) of close interpersonal relationships -Not so much



• disappointment with one's job - There is something touchy



• nostalgia for university, college, or high school life - Didnt go to MSU- wouldnt know



• tendency to hold stronger opinions - I just keep my mouth shut 78% of the time



• boredom with social interactions - im never bored



• financially-rooted stress - could be an issue...but living at home is financially fine



• loneliness - im straight on that



• desire to have children - Not my problem



• a sense that everyone is, somehow, doing better than you -the question is who is doing worse than me....and that could be alot think Africa.

Im going to add these to the list:

• Desire to get black out drunk on purpose
• Sudden urges to hurt someone or verbly lashout on someone who is happy
• Smartcastic mood swings: my word meaning you are a smart ass and sarcastic
• Retail Thearpy 3x/week..only way to surpress emotional outbreaks
  
  

Now I dont think Im going to go Britney Spears on everyone and shave my head ..I might just find a job at Wendy's thats all or maybe a nice 7-11....slurpees 24-7. So how do I get out of this RUT? Im going to read "The Quaterlifer's Companion". Please no interruptions.

WISH ME LUCK!

Every girls dream is coming true: Carrie on the Big screen

Ahh...when I found this picture I just got so excited to see Carrie and Big take on the big screen!!! Im sure every girl is just as excited and just as big as a fanatic as moi! I feel like this Sex & the City movie needs a count down...but I have no idea when it is out...oh well

Lettuce tests: E. coli Positive....

naughty naughty Dole ... package of Dole salad mix has triggered a recall in at least nine states good ole Michigan being one of them and started around September8th. Oddly enough the tainted bag of Dole's Hearts Delight salad mix was sold at a store in Canada, officials said. Lettuce has been gettin slutty.

Symptoms include severe abdominal pain and bloody diarrhea; some people can have seizures or strokes and some may need blood transfusions and kidney dialysis, while others may live with permanent kidney damage...Lisa, I think this is what you got....sorry about your permanent kidney damage.

Spaghetti man. aka freak

I found this disturbing man in Sterling Heights. Sad to report my mom made me stalk him until this video was captured.Of course I accepted the challenge. Check out the Spaghetti man aka freak. I mean what do those knee pad have to do with any of this?

DO you know The Muffin Top tat girl?

To be honest, I maybe the creeper of this whole post because i proceed to capture this moment by lifting up a random girls shirt...but when I noticed a girl had tatoos of MUFFINS on both of her "used to be" love handles it was worth every penny/gin/tonic I had!

CHeck out them M-tops ----->

Here are her shoes to add some dazzle/ strappy carrie bradshaw style

But if that doesnt satisfy anyone....I even creeped these badlads getting snuggly.

New Nano

The new Ipod nano has my name written all over it. PLUS for once in my life i didnt get cheated. I was planning on purchasing an Ipod last week, the 8g $250.00. I didnt want the mothership of Ipods because its too blucky and I was feeling stingy so i didnt get one.

...Well i take a look see at apple.com and its a new baby nano that is 8g and 50.00 bones cheaper. ME = HAppy. I can run with the biggest smile on my face...well once i buy one and before I hit the 7 mile mark and im near death.

Quick Hills Dabble

- Frickin Heidi snaked a job out of the hands of a wanna be event coordinator who was qualified with 2 years experience. leaves me with NO hope.

- Lauren is too good for a 40cent t-shirt buyer..shot out to MIchigan State. I bet the whole campus was creaming themselves.

- Jason finally seems like a real life boy since rehab.

-Spencer just dilly dallys on his mac in most episodes

-Justin bobbie is still in the picture. WTF audrina?

Dally in the Alley- Dirty D style

So Christmas has something to be afraid of....Dally in the Alley. A Detroit community drunk arts /music festival, but its Dirty D style so anything goes. Clown hats, white socks and black shoes, muffin tops, etc. I was graced with this event this weekend and would like to share what dallyed my alley...

whats next....McDonalds or Wendys?

September rolls around and I find myself job less (well not being an intern) and I dont have classes anymore....as a result I am still going to college house parties. I'm thinking it was just a blurry moment after I bonged 2 beers (the beast) with a Freshie, but what will be next working at McDonald's or Wendy's to support my house partying? ....smitty ill snake you a free golden arch hat

Although, this should never happen again. I think everyone should take a second to think about all the over 26ers who still attend college house parties on a weekendly basis. You know there are some just lurking around the party. You pay no attention to them because with the beer goggles on they look the same age or they botox.

So I dont know who these people are...but the pics are funny