Oprah is Oh so AWFUL

When I began to read my daily dosage of usmagazine.com, I found this lil snippet about Jerry Seinfeld's wife buying Oprah $18,000 worth of shoes (21 pairs) as a thank you for having her on her show. She picked shoes to feed Oprah's shoe fetish. For one, Harpo can afford to buy everyone in the world a pair of Christian Louboutins she doesn't need someone else to buy her shoes. If she is the fantastic world do gooder, she should donate them all to me and my need for shoes. Although, I do not wear the same size as that Elephant, I'd still take them. ;)

i think she looks prettier now...

10 ways to kill a crabby mood

I was hoping for 10 ways to kill a crabby life, but mood will do.

1. Fight the Urge to Mope

2. Smile.

3. Laugh

4. Yield to others

5. Count Your Blessings.

6. Make Someone Else Happy

7. Take an Action Step on a Goal

8. Exercise

9. Music
10. Treat yourself

http://www.dumblittleman.com/2007/10/10-surefire-ways-to-kill-your-crabby.html

My 10 ways to stop being a crab and start being fab

1. Eat insane amounts of cookies with no remorse

2. Drink the crabbiness right out of you...ie. captains and diet coke

3. Establish a person to ridicule for a few hours...ie my mom , charity

4. Don't take "no" for an answer. Have someone do whatever you say until its done

5. Buy shoes

6. Prank call someone in your phone book

7. Put someone else down to make you feel inferior to them

8. Watching someone trip, stub toe, fall

9. Having a nonfat, no whip, hazelnut sugar free syrup, mocha latte
10. Getting a hug from a significant other

Craiglist Crack-ups

I think its time to post more about how funny Craig'slist can be....





1. First Hit:
Stolen purse from a truck at the Stevenson Ike football game : AKA I went to Highschool there.

"The purse had $50.00 in it, keep it ( she tells you to keep it, nice even though it was stolen) we just want the car keys, School agenda, Drivers permit, school ID back. We will even give you another $50.00 to let us know where it is or to return it to us. The name is Jennifer K on the ID. call for reward 586-751-0190 M-F 9-5 Dave"

The only thing i can picture from this is: a car throwing keys, school agenda book with obscene things written on it, drivers permit, and Id scribbled on ...just laying on some lawn ...confusion hit when Jennifer K wants to you call for it. She ain't getting shit back.

2. Second Hit:
Lost 3-legged male cat

This should be sad, but i just giggle ....3-legged cat. haha

"His most defining feature is he has only three legs! He's a very friendly boy and we'd love to have him back in our family. If you have any information, please email me ASAP! Thank you! This is a picture of him just before he had his leg amputated. :("

The 19 Friends you need

Its been a while, je'm excuse, but today I'm bringing Sappy Back....with this great list of the 19 friends you need, but then I'll add my personal touch


This article is courtesy of Christian Single magazine.....I do not look at that okay, i got it from POpsugar.com


1. Old-As-Your-Parents Friend-you may not be close with your mom, but find one as old as your mom
2. Goal-Setter Friend- most people don't have goals now a days so find one with will make you go back to college
3. Smarter-Than-You’ll-Ever-Be Friend-I have gotten rid of all those friend, its obvious I'm the smartest
4. College Roommate Friend-the friend who was there for your first beer bong and she will be there for your last beer bong
5. Known-You-Forever-and-Still-Loves-You Friend- this goes to show, you guys are stuck with me :)through everything....dun dunn dunnnn
6. Artist Friend- find someone who paints your world differently than you or who paints cuz you don't
7. Barrel-of-Needs Friend- got too many of those kind....just kidding! I swear
8. Truth-Speaking Friend- my favorite...you always need a friend to tell you that you reallyDO look like shit and that pimple IS noticeable. You shouldn't kid yourself.
9. Oh-Brother Friend- I think its reverse, I'm the Oh brother! friend..ha
10. Searching Friend- Perfect one to have to help show you the light
11. Married (honestly!) Friend- WOw....I'm honestly getting that age where i should have married friends....eeekss!
12. Gold-Star Friend-although you live in different universes or always busy...they come just when you need them. That's just magical. .
13. Move-In-If-You-Need-To Friend- If you got an open futon...just let me know
14. Different-Theological-Background Friend-taking applications
15. Prayer-Posse Friend(s)- taking applications
16. More-Outgoing-Than-You Friend- now i have a posse of them!
17. Wide-Eyed-Youth Friend- I look at those friends as I am their teacher and they are my student...of how to get free drinks at bars..
18. No-Such-Thing-As-Stress Friend- they should be called "I am jealous of them friend"
19. the Daddy-Friend- (request by smitty) the friend who is the veteran, and knows how to keep you inline, but can drink for days.
20.Non-Christian Friend- hm mm.... I love you all!






































My apologies if you don't have this many friends........( you are losserrrr)