This article is courtesy of Christian Single magazine.....I do not look at that okay, i got it from POpsugar.com
1. Old-As-Your-Parents Friend-you may not be close with your mom, but find one as old as your mom
2. Goal-Setter Friend- most people don't have goals now a days so find one with will make you go back to college
3. Smarter-Than-You’ll-Ever-Be Friend-I have gotten rid of all those friend, its obvious I'm the smartest
4. College Roommate Friend-the friend who was there for your first beer bong and she will be there for your last beer bong
5. Known-You-Forever-and-Still-Loves-You Friend- this goes to show, you guys are stuck with me :)through everything....dun dunn dunnnn
6. Artist Friend- find someone who paints your world differently than you or who paints cuz you don't
7. Barrel-of-Needs Friend- got too many of those kind....just kidding! I swear
8. Truth-Speaking Friend- my favorite...you always need a friend to tell you that you reallyDO look like shit and that pimple IS noticeable. You shouldn't kid yourself.
9. Oh-Brother Friend- I think its reverse, I'm the Oh brother! friend..ha
10. Searching Friend- Perfect one to have to help show you the light
11. Married (honestly!) Friend- WOw....I'm honestly getting that age where i should have married friends....eeekss!
12. Gold-Star Friend-although you live in different universes or always busy...they come just when you need them. That's just magical. .
13. Move-In-If-You-Need-To Friend- If you got an open futon...just let me know
14. Different-Theological-Background Friend-taking applications
15. Prayer-Posse Friend(s)- taking applications
16. More-Outgoing-Than-You Friend- now i have a posse of them!
17. Wide-Eyed-Youth Friend- I look at those friends as I am their teacher and they are my student...of how to get free drinks at bars..
18. No-Such-Thing-As-Stress Friend- they should be called "I am jealous of them friend"
19. the Daddy-Friend- (request by smitty) the friend who is the veteran, and knows how to keep you inline, but can drink for days.
20.Non-Christian Friend
- hm mm.... I love you all!


My apologies if you don't have this many friends........( you are losserrrr)
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