Emperor Penguin MANtalities

I watched March of the Penguins- I was just astonished about how amazing the male Emperor Penguin was....traveling about 56 mi inland to reach the breeding site in temperatures of -40 °F, holding their baby/egg between their legs....like the woman Peng doesn't have to do anything AND the Emperor Penguins are serially monogamous. They have one supreme mate and stay faithful for a LIFE TIME...I thought WOW that is unreal.....I am now going to use this as an inspiration to seek a boyfriend who has Penguin morals.

• Stands in subarctic weather- means that he will give you his coat at anytime..even in a blizzard. Perfect for bar nights...
• Stays with the same mate forever- ok So you find one who loves you..you're in like Flynn
  
• Has all responsibilities for the newborn- See you later babe, I'm going shopping

All in all not too shabby.....but I knew their had to be a catch...I googled this nonsense to see if it was really true...could a Emperor not be a player?
NO
Wikipedia says:
They have only one mate each year, and stay faithful to that mate. However, the next year, most end up with different mates. Although they attempt to locate the previous year's mate in the next breeding season ( ya, right once its over its over..that Emperor is just not that into you), most cannot find each other and choose a new mate...sounds right on...scared of commitment.

No longer seeking a boyfriend with Emperor Penguin MANtalities


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Penguin