Milkshake...the real meaning

Lisa and I were lazily on the couch Wednesday afternoon(or in a state of confusion due to the amount of booze consumed the previous night). She thought it would be a great idea to call anyone in her phone book to bring us a "Milkshake". Even though McDonald's was down the street or a Coney Island, she took it upon herself to phone people who lived over 40 miles away. Needless to say her mission was complete when she did receive a Vanilla shake in hand 2 hours later. But me, my mission was not complete because I couldn't get "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" damn song out of my head. I was perplexed and boggled because what dose Kelis really mean...Her Milkshake? so we asked Urban Dictionary:

Kelis says "Milkshake is just that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else. It's a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal. It could be about breasts but I don't have huge t*** so you gotta work with what you got."

I felt better once I finally knew what it meant! We jumped for joy and realized our standard shimmy will now be transformed into Milkshakin' as much as possible.

This definition also came up:

The act of punching or kicking a female in the cooch. This act is usually committed when said female is sitting like a dirty ho with spread-eagle legs.
Hey Liz, close ya damn legs before I have to get to milkshaking you.