Sometimes I prank people. Sometimes people think its funny. Sometimes people don't understand it. Sometimes I don't realize that I am a complete moron and that its not funny.......in saying that..my banana prank made someone cry!!!
My poor neighbor girl was an innocent bystander to one of my insane antics. A normal joke that I would prefer to happen to me... made my neighbor cry, have her parents big her pizza, and come over to comfort her with sweet words such as "pal you hanging in there"
the breakdown:
Neighbor : "so the other day I went to get my mail and I found a bag that had cat poop in it stuffed in my mailbox...I can't believe people can be so malicious. Who would do that in our neighborhood? Who doesn't like me that much?"
ME: (As I am laughing inside and just realized it was me who did it, but it was a BANANA I was too lazy to throw out and forgot to tell her i put that special treat in her mailbox deciding whether to go along with the story or confess) " I don't know...Poop..who would do that?" (ME, ME , ME, ME)
Neighbor: "Oh I was so upset about it, my parents came over and stayed and helped me around the house because it made me cry"
ME: ( Well I just realized that I was a pretty awful person and no wonder I am single) " Um...It was me who put a old banana in your mailbox because I was too lazy to throw it out and I didn't think it would be smart to put it in my own mailbox. It wasn't cat poop! ..ha..haa...haa???"
..Needless to say we had a good laugh and I am a moron who is too lazy to throw out a banana peal.
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"is there anything else I can do for ya pal?"
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