Now we all know the :Friends don't let friends drive drunk: But over the last year I have created my own addition that I would love to share so in 2008 this DOESN't EVer happen..(cough cough.. ok friends???)
1. Friends don't let friends date hockey players
2. Friends don't let friends drunk dial
3. Friends don't let friends go out in public looking like a disaster
4. Friends don't let friends date someone who has a lisp
5. Friends don't let friends drunk text
6. Friends don't let friends go home with a randoms Alone
7. Friends don't let friends go out without with having someone on "standards"
8. Friends don't let friends date best friends
9. Friends don't let friends wear beer goggles for too long...that is
10. Friends don't let friends go down with out a fight
11. Friends don't let friends feel abnormal alone
12. Friends don't let friends dance on tables alone
13. Friends don't let friends steal their attention
14. Friends do let friends shimmy
15. Friends do let friends obsess about their ex for only a hot sec
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