Weekend Recap

Start off with this:
PUKE
SHePratt makes USweekly
She was arrested for shop lifting in Hawaii where she worked on the set of LOST. Stephanie says she started smoking pot at 15. "In a matter of months, I was on to other things," she adds. "I was a blackout drinker too. "Once in history class, I was so high that when the teacher wasn't looking, I asked a girl to feel my heart. It was beating so fast I thought I was going to die."

Her brother couldn't deal with her problem....this is just garbage. WHY are these people getting this attention???????

But on a good note. I am sooo soo happy I got a 2 hr movie length recap about LC/Lauren about her life on MTV. What if her Laguna career never came about...where would we be at 10 pm on Mondays? What are we gonna do until MTV makes up more artificial situations with LC/Lauren after tonight's finale? :0

2ndly: Name calling

When someone looks like a movie star, sitcom character, dork, model, or someone who you feel it is necessary to make a comment about please follow these actions to make your point across:
1. Ask them if they just walked out of the "abercrombie magazine" .... should get the point across that they look like a model or fake. Or one of the favorites " did you come out of the bitch 'R' us magazine?" if their face is totally mean.
2. If they have something colorful on ask " What is your favorite color"
3. IF they look like they belong on the Office...ask if their name is "Dwight"...this man in the picture personally did not like it and we threw the off brand of cheezits at him. HA

- there you go Kmart you made the blogski


3rdly : Attention Seeker
Old men are creepers..Given, but they allow you to take control of your own bar experience destiny. Make friends...you don't have to wait in line.
Therefore, Dayna and I were allowed to fill up our own trophy at our soccer banquet because we were league Champs!!! #1!!