Re-Evaluate MY LiFe: Facial hair brings Grave Danger to others

Now no one is perfect and no one has perfect facial hair. Some have unnecessary hairs , some have whiskers, some have no form of facial hairs and you are over the age of 25 (you wonder... Did puberty happen?)..Wikipedia says: Facial hair is the secondary sex characteristic of Males. I think it is the first characteristic of males that can scare you out of having sex...but thats me.
It also says:--- Male pogonotrophy (the growing of facial hair; i.e, beardedness) is often culturally associated with wisdom and virility. Many men style their facial hair into beards, moustaches, goatees or sideburns. However, many others completely shave their facial hair. Although only certain nonhuman mammals have true sensory whiskers, a man's facial hair, especially short hairs that were missed in shaving, is often referred to as whiskers.----

Here is a great list of the facial hair types:

Neckbeard

An old beard that is grown only on the neck and worn without a goatee or moustache. Also known as a Scarf, Trevor. Pejoratively, a beard grown to hide a double chin. Also, known as a "Nair" or a "Bloatee." Made famous by Abraham Lincoln

Sideburns

Patches of facial hair on the sides of one's face in front of the ears.

Soul Patch

A small patch of hair just below the lower lip and above the chin. It is most readily identified as a style popular among the beatniks and jazz artists of the 50s and 60s. See Mouche.

See-through Sammie

A very thin mustache, usually grown by adolescents and young men eager to demonstrate their manliness. Named because one can easily see through the hair to the skin.

Shenandoah

A style of facial hair which has a long neck beard, with a short goatee and bushy mustach

Wing Chow

This resembles the Fu Manchu but is slightly longer. The Wing Chow also has connecting sideburns that run along the edge of the nose and up to the ears.

Walrus

A large, bushy moustache; frequently overflowing and covering the lips. Anecdotally considered a favorite of clandestine operatives due to defacilitating lip-reading.