I don't know what it is that just gets people in a tizzy about the Super Bowl...like is there a need for these intense parties or to buy tvs and take them back? To over stuff your face with personal size sandwiches, chips and salsa, cookies shaped like footballs, and people to hoot and holler over a 30 second commercials they their eyes just saw the Victoria Secret fashion show.
Don't get me wrong I immensely enjoy football and I can agree that its fun to go to parties if you don't have a life on Monday, but these are things that really generate excitement to my ears regarding the words "Super Bowl"
- Super Bowl KEG party...bring your green hat
- Super BIG Bowl of Cocktails
- Super Bowl of Ice cream
- Super Bowl of Smart Start cereal
- Super "packed" Bowl
- Super Bowling tournament
- Super Fruit Bowl
Quick facts:
-There are more pizza deliveries made during Super Bowl Sunday than on any other day of the year... America is just FAT any day.
-More women are physically abused by spouses and boyfriends on Super Bowl Sunday than any other day of the year....WOWOW see I knew I didn't care for this particular football game..at any second I could get the shit kicked out of me by a drunk boy who had too much Stella Artois and Cheeto's and is upset his team lost. SO do wifes beat up their husbands when American Idol finale is on and their person doesn't win?
-The stock market predictably fluctuates up or down the Monday after the Super Bowl depending on which league wins ...OR depending on what broker lost all of his money being a drunk pompous bastard at the company Super Bowl party or the degree of hangover...they could still be blacked out.
Lastly, we all know the Patriots are going to win because hes getting laid by Gisele Bundchen and hes has a great number...#12
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