A Reason to spit out water all over your keyboard at your desk

Spencer Pratt Not Getting Calf Implants
Wednesday February 27, 2008
The Hills' Spencer Pratt is not getting calf implants, contrary to a report in Star magazine last week claiming he was "insecure about his skinny legs.
- This is just too much...

hmm....

Smitty: When I saw this "Hulk" water battle I was sooo very tempted to steal it for you, but I didn't because I forgot it existed and found that I had taken this picture for you in the morning once I sobered up...the tricky part of it all is..that it isn't even Hulk Hogan, welp its the thought that counts!


When you can't be in warm weather....just photo shop yourself in to it!



xoxox
Jack

Survival of the Fittest at a Drunk Slumber/Passout/Party

We have all had our moments or several moments where passing out at a house party or an after party is the only thing that could happen and make logical sense. You could be loving the music and don't want to leave because you are too busy shimmying. OR you could be making out and don't want to leave (Lisa) OR you could be super drunk, you're already passed out and don't want to leave because you have no idea that people are leaving OR you're friends just don't want to drive you home so you have to crash and sleep over... In saying so, this past weekend has made me realize that when you are at a drunk slumber party whether it be by choice or not, you experience defending to protect your rights to a bed, floor, pillow, blanket. It's survival of the fittest. How creative can you get to be comfortable or stay warm when there are no provisions provided during the night????... I came up with this list to survive...Bear Gyrlls style.

When I portrayed Bear Gyrlls starring in suburban house sleep over this is what I did:
For a pillow- use pants
For a blanket- use a coat and put your feet in the sleeves
For a bed- use a floor mat
For extra warmth- Keep your coat on or find miscellaneous clothing items at the party and layer up!
To protect your purse- just keep it on your arm. Perfect, that way in the morning you know you didn't loose anything
For food- look around drunk munchies are soon to show up . You just have to be patient and wait for that drunk person to drive some where...you can snag up left overs...no dui and plenty full.

I always kept my barrings straight...I AM A SURVIVER !!!

Please check out the pant technique below:

ROTHBURY!!!!! Here I COME!!!!

I've lost my soul to Bonnaroo and I would never take that back! Who knew Michigan was about to pull off something just as hippie and wise....

July3-6th hosts an outdoor camping and music experience in Rothbury. The line up is great and is still growing!

www.rothburyfestival.com

DAVE MATTHEWS BAND + WIDESPREAD PANIC + JOHN MAYER + 311 + PHIL LESH AND FRIENDS + PRIMUS + THIEVERY CORPORATION + SNOOP DOGG + MODEST MOUSE + MICHAEL FRANTI AND SPEARHEAD + GOV'T MULE + STS9 + COLBIE CAILLAT + SLIGHTLY STOOPID + THE BLACK KEYS + KELLER WILLIAMS AND THE WMD'S + YONDER MOUNTAIN STRING BAND FEATURING JON FISHMAN + GOGOL BORDELLO + CITIZEN COPE + THE DISCO BISCUITS + MEDESKI MARTIN AND WOOD + RAY LAMONTAGNE + DEREK TRUCKS AND SUSAN TEDESCHI SOUL STEW REVIVAL + DRIVE-BY TRUCKERS + OF MONTREAL + ETOWN RADIO SHOW + THE DRESDEN DOLLS + GOMEZ + BRETT DENNEN + TAJ MAHAL + MIKE GORDON + ZAPPA PLAYS ZAPPA + CRYSTAL METHOD DJ SET + JJ GREY & MOFRO + THE GREYBOY ALLSTARS + THE SECRET MACHINES + BETH ORTON + JAKOB DYLAN AND THE GREEN MOUNTAIN REBELS + A3 + BETTYE LAVETTE + EMMITT NERSHI BAND + LOTUS + EOTO + PANJEA WITH MICHAEL KANG + YARD DOGS ROAD SHOW + STATE RADIO + THE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS + SAGE FRANCIS + TEA LEAF GREEN + RAILROAD EARTH + BASSNECTAR + PNUMA TRIO + DIPLO + FLOSSTRADAMUS + THE JUAN MACLEAN + THE DYNAMITES FEATURING CHARLES WALKER + DJ REKHA + DEAD CONFEDERATE + MOTION POTION + DJ ROOTZ + SOJORN + BUSDRIVER

Some of the best artists are on there..............

Only 3 hours away!
1: Merge onto I-696 W / WALTER P REUTHER FWY via EXIT 18C
on the LEFT toward LANSING. 6.7 miles
2: Keep LEFT to take I-96 W toward LANSING. 74.4 miles
3: Keep LEFT to take I-96 W toward GD RAPIDS. 90.4 miles
4: Merge onto US-31 N via EXIT 1B toward LUDINGTON. 26.1 miles
FOLLOW TRAFFIC SIGNS TO ROTHBURY ENTRANCE

I think an RV supplied by Smiff Deezy ( who knows the back roads) is in order!!!!

Why I'll never be the same: DIRTY SHOW

My eyes were exposed to this on Sat:

An erotic art event in Detroit called The Dirty Show. NOT Dirty meaning, "ok great, I'll wear my dirty pants that I haven't washed in a few days" It was Dirty meaning "ok great, I'll wear my see through shirt and fishnets"......I had no idea what to expect, but needless to say I'll never look at a private part the same.........................................

http://www.detroitfashionpages.com/fashion/fashion-460.asp

www.dirtyshow.org

Thought of the Day

" Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so you are insulting yourself."....talk amongst yourselves

Barf