Seeking Appicants for a D.F.- Designated Friend

Some people have D.D.s -Designated Drivers because they don't want to drive home drunk or crash their car or get a DUI....St. Patrick's Day has given me the idea that there really should be a service for a D.F.- Designated Friend (aka babysitter for a drunk )

I have great friends and we always watch over each other. Sometimes we take turns for who looses their soul that night or maybe we all get a lil wild together. BUT its times like St. pats when you binge drink all day long when you need a D.F.


Perfect Situation for a D.F.
- You show up to a friends pre-drink party before the bar.

- Your D.F. is not as attractive as you ( come on we don't want her to take away from the boys with her sober good looks) or if shes whitty you are doomed because looks don't always matter.

- D.F. strictly is there to smack drinks out of your hand, driving you home, make decisions for you that you normally would never make. aka..should I go back out to the bar when i started drinking at 11 am or just stay home and sober up. D.F. says "STAY HOME YOU DRUNK" because your friends are more than likely screaming at you to join them.

- D.F. is very patient and is willing to help you along your drunk journey by holding on to your belongings....in a situation such as you loosing your wallet and canceling your credit card because you thought for sure you "lost it", but it really is with another friends coat...the D.F. at all times knows where your stuff is.

-If your D.F. is super nice, they could even be the photographer for you all night and hold on to your camera .That way you aren't dropping the camera non-stop or the D.F. can smack that "kiss face" off your face because its the only face you know how to make sometimes...

- Friends don't let friends drunk dial- You better believe this D.F. will NOT allow you to make any mummbly/rude phone calls in your time drinking or prank calls that are unnecessary and immature.

Who wouldn't want to spend a few dollars on a D.F.???? I know I would. They are the babysitters of the 21st century. If you are embarrassed to admit you have a babysitter..then thats you're fault!!! You'll be dying for one once you find out you lost your purse, texted your ex boyfriend all night and made out with a midget!!!


I don't know about you, but this looks like a pic of a girl who is in need of a D.F!

Cirque 2008

I was lucky enough to attend Cirque 2008 put on by the Junior Founders Counsel for the DIA.
The night was pretty shady, not from the booze, but the masks of course! It was a masquerade ball. I was beyond hungover so it was really hard to pull myself together to actually look decent in my black dress meanwhile others were dressed to the 10s. I think I did ok for a quick appearance.
Check out the article:
http://www.detroitfashionpages.com/fashion/fashion-497.asp

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Politics and Smolitics

Since I hear CNN all day long and all of the different events that go on with the campaigns, I feel that it is only right for me to decide what candidate would be a fit with my views. I am not gonna lie, but I strongly do not have enough knowledge on my views to really persuade my vote...my typical answer is ummm......Democrat? ( only because that's what Leo and Charity are..they used to pick out what I wear so why not still pick out who I should vote for?) and P.Diddy's "vote or die" marketing skew still registers in my head..so that being said its about time to figure out who could be Prez, just so I can sound somewhat seasoned for politics. I have Obama and Hillary. Just off the top of my head for those to Democratic candidates I'd vote for Hillary. Simply because Oprah is involved with Obama...end of story.
I could really just go off of that, but that would seem really naive and its people like me who get idiots in office. aka Bush...did most of the Bush voters really know who they were electing twice in office?

That being said I googled " Who should I vote for" and it just so happened there was a quiz that was called " Who should I vote for"..I knew it was all too easy, but I got excited and started my journey anyways. As I was reading I was very impressed that I knew what the questions meant and that I could honestly answer with my views and what not..THEN I reach the part of "ready to register" and I thought to myself this doesn't seem right, but I'll do it anyways..I really want to see my candidate. So in the long run the joke was on me. The final step was please respond "Yes" or "No" to each offer below and click "Submit".
All offers are optional - sign up if you are interested. Well I wasn't interested in anything. It was that same damn trick just like " YOu've won a new Ipod, click to receive it!" it got me again!!!!! I didn't want to register for Netflix for 2 weeks or free Burger King worth $50 dollars or complimentary ring tones... Shame on me for thinking there was an easy quiz to figure out who'd I vote for...obviously there isn't...Politics know how to get those who have no idea. Zing 'em with a fake quiz! I was still proud of myself for trying to care. Now I'll just vote for Hillary.

...Still on the road to my politician. I'll just have to listen to CNN instead of taking the cliff notes version online!

If you are on this list you need to Re-Evaluate...

Every day you see things that just drive you crazy and you'd love to never see it again or hear it again. I made a list.

To Whom It May Concern : PLEASE RE-EVALUATE

1. Your car/truck has a painted mural, flames on the side of your doors, a spare wheel cover with a smile face...lets get a life eh? ps. you're PT Cruiser doesn't need flames

2. If you have a Neon and decided to "trick it out". That's all I'm going to say...

3. You don't mind being in traffic for hours , I must say I envy you.

4. Your name is Lauren Clyne

5. If you are on an elevator and feel the need to look at others to try and spark a conversation ...let's leave that idea behind , okay?

6.You're on Rock of Love 2 or Flavor of Love

...More to come!

Cordially Invited to my....Pity Party

Everybody has the blue Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, March's, years ( that might be depression) or gray Sundays.. In honor of me being blahhhh and boring I am cordially inviting all to my PITY PARTY!!!!!

WHERE: Anywhere there is a winter storm advisory

WHEN: RIGHT NOW- April/May

WHY: Certain People,Traffic, Money, Snow, Life, Stress, being tired make her mad ;0

WHAT TO WEAR: Pj's , sweat pants, anything black...please no make up, just gifts.

WHAT TO BRING: Money, French Fries, Candy, Movies, Internal sorrow for me, midget..etc

Please RSVP
xoxox

Jaclyn

Urban Dictionary Definition:

1.	pity
	The chief export of Mr. T. Me:I made out with a fat chick. Mr.T:I pity the fool Me: points at self Mr.T:Nods head

Faces of Danger

We are sooo pretty sometimes.
xoxo