Mar 4, 2008

Cordially Invited to my....Pity Party


Everybody has the blue Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, March's, years ( that might be depression) or gray Sundays.. In honor of me being blahhhh and boring I am cordially inviting all to my PITY PARTY!!!!!

WHERE: Anywhere there is a winter storm advisory

WHEN: RIGHT NOW- April/May

WHY: Certain People,Traffic, Money, Snow, Life, Stress, being tired make her mad ;0

WHAT TO WEAR: Pj's , sweat pants, anything black...please no make up, just gifts.

WHAT TO BRING: Money, French Fries, Candy, Movies, Internal sorrow for me, midget..etc

Please RSVP
xoxox

Jaclyn

Urban Dictionary Definition:

1. pity

The chief export of Mr. T.

Me:I made out with a fat chick.
Mr.T:I pity the fool
Me: points at self
Mr.T:Nods head

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