Ew, that title sounds gross, but seriously....I ventured back to the Croix. This time I brought a friend and was able to see the Enormous pigs that crush a can of beer in seconds kinda like frat boys do except they aren't 1000 lb hogs or wait...Norma's in the rain forest was happy to have us once again. She's a peach!
After a few cocktails we ventured off to feed the lil piggies except they were super sized and in the earliest of mornings Lisa Marie Greens did indicate that I resemble one of these piggys....... Needless to say I was scared out of my mind even though I was heavily intoxicated. All that was asked when giving the pigs beer, was to gently put it in the pigs mouth so it wont hurt their teeth. I am pretty sure what I heard was "throw the beer can in the pigs mouth as hard as you can and have it bounce of a tooth" so that is what I did to the lil pumpkin.
Then I found this picture online...if a 3 year old can give a pig a beer, then I must tear. But I do know Captain Smitty held me just like that...haha and I did have a toy in my hand too!
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