OK, I did not create this list, I found it in a book I was reading.....but it's funny and I want to share.
"Overindulgence, like a great art is in the eye of the beholder. In other words, how can you tell if you are really pushing the envelope on what's safe and what's not? Give yourself 5 points for every statement that rings true"
Here is the test: (red answers mine)
1. When someone yells, "Hey, Boozebag!" you automatically turn around. True probably goes for all my friends
2. The guy you buy your pot from considers you family. False.
3. You are dating both Ben and Jerry. True They are both sweet.
4. The shopping mall has named a wing after you. False.
5. Jack Daniel's has offered you a sponsorship. False. Lisa:TRUE
6.You hear yourself say things like " I don't know, I think clowns are kind of sexy". I've probably said something like this before....tralse?
7. The guy you buy pot from wants to get married. False
8. Domino's has your name on speed dial! False
9. You've taken up smoking to kill the time between eating and drinking. False
10. The guy you buy your pot from thinks you should get your shit together. False
"if you've scored even five points, you've got problems". Phef, I passed in my eyes.
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