London Part 2

well, we've been here for two days. This morning I woke thinking it was Friday and told Alex, :boy its seems like Sat !!! , she then replys because it is.....: If I am already delerious....we've got a LONG trip ahead of us.

ELLo ...it's London calling

Greetings! We have reached London UK. It wasn't all that easy, but we made it. A few mishaps before the flight left Alex and I in a tizzy. Since she flew out of the dirty SOo MIch, it would only make sense that her luggage wouldn't make it to DTW and it makes even more sense that North West Airlines couldn't get their shit straight and find her bag in Detroit, because it was never lost.... That being said we spilt a caramel frap from S.buck , got our barrings straight and hopped on a 6 hour flight to the UK.

The flight wasn't all that bad because I realized I have been taking double of my medicine by mistake and popped two Dramamine that sent me straight to comatose mode. That in which allowed a 4 year old girl to place her legs on my lap without me having any recollection that she was snoozing on two chairs. Alex, on the other hand didn't have it so easy. So she found herself in the mist of Chinatown after she kindly gave up her seat. Karma... what happened to you there? She did get something out of it though, a free beer and a headset. Thanks US AIRWAYS Needless to say after we got off the plane she wasn't the happiest. I still had no idea what was going on and I could have been in Asia with the same people Alex sat next to. 

Our bags arrived on time and we felt that it was necessary to slap a "high five".  We hopped on a cab and are now at her friends pad crashing for the night. Probably the nicest place we will stay. We got lunch ( leek/carrot soup and bread) and I tried to be impressive and use my prior knowledge of British Pounds to our advantage at a wine shop. All I know is I got called out and was off MAJORLY. He chuckled, I blushed. the end. 

stay tuned...

AmsterDAMAGE

May 25th-26th


Well. Where to start. Maybe the sex show that we went to and saw live sex in front of my face and decided to commintate on all of it OR the fact that the red light district exists. Alex and I have simply enjoyed Amsterdam. Our rooms are tiny. But when you are tiny its. Also, there is a person in our group who has terets. I am going to leave it at that. We had to have introductions to meet everyone we are traveling with. I feel that it is necessary to post what I said in honor of all my friends back at home.
"Hi my name is Jaclyn. I am from Detroit, Mich. Sometimes I drink too much. That being said I talk out of one side of my mouth when shit gets fuzzy. Please just go along with it because it wont stop"Thats for you lisa....

We went out on the town last night. Alex and I created a scene like normal in the bar. Drinks were two for one. I stayed in control respectably and everyone I was with was sad that I talked normal. phef. At the bar Alex and I also created a limbo game from this trusty guys handicap crutches . he LOVED it. so did we and everyone else. I lost and fell on the floor. There is pics of course. Today MOnday, we traveled to Eden and saw some cheese and clogs and road bikes. Super fun when you are hung over. I managed to drink 2liters of water before i went to sleep and 2 when i woke up. I thought that would be sufficent, it wasn't. hmmm whatelse....

Today should be interesting... chinese in the amster and today i washed my hair!

CHEERS!

XOXO
JACKIE

Europe Whirlwind May 24th-June 12th!!!!

The game plan. Hope you follow along

Rando the Random

I just found Rando the random randomly...but hes funny.

Big Willie Style

Today is Will Smiff Day because I'm proving hes Gay! (assisted by anonymous)

How this came about....
Some people own white shoes, so I asked" if they party in the city where the heat is on?" Which then sparked Will Smith-Welcome to Miami

THEN I remembered a friend's friend mentioned he was gay because they saw him at a gay bar in NYC (with glitter on his chest..ok not really I made that part up). I am not sure how many of you gossip people are already on top of this...But here is my attempt to prove he gets "jiggy" with dudes...

1. Men in Black- Is this a subliminal message that it's the way he likes is guys?

2.He has a song Big WIlly style. This his style ?

3.He believes in Scientology and BFF with TOMKat

4. Anonymous states: What do you REALLY think "Parents just don't understand" was about?

5. Anonymous "always thought it was a little off, plus gay dudes love the song he samples"
Video for Will2K....you have to be gay to make a video like this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4slV7jvj4I&feature=related

6. Online Gossip Rumors say: Uncle Carl and Uncle PHilip Banks from (Fresh Prince) are gay!
"A Google search of “James Avery” + “Gay” returned nearly 39,000 results… could this mean nothing, or mean everything? Because, if it were up to us, James Avery and Will Smith would spoon each other all the livelong day."

7.Six Degrees of Separation was a movie where he played a gay con artist... First "true dramatic/breakout role" when in reality it was probably just him hanging out being filmed. -Anonymous










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LOST BOY

Lost Island Boy

Last heard/seen pompously sipping champagne from a snifter glass 4/7/2008



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