1. First Hit:
Stolen purse from a truck at the Stevenson Ike football game : AKA I went to Highschool there.
"The purse had $50.00 in it, keep it ( she tells you to keep it, nice even though it was stolen) we just want the car keys, School agenda, Drivers permit, school ID back. We will even give you another $50.00 to let us know where it is or to return it to us. The name is Jennifer K on the ID. call for reward 586-751-0190 M-F 9-5 Dave"
The only thing i can picture from this is: a car throwing keys, school agenda book with obscene things written on it, drivers permit, and Id scribbled on ...just laying on some lawn ...confusion hit when Jennifer K wants to you call for it. She ain't getting shit back.
2. Second Hit:Lost 3-legged male cat
This should be sad, but i just giggle ....3-legged cat. haha
"His most defining feature is he has only three legs! He's a very friendly boy and we'd love to have him back in our family. If you have any information, please email me ASAP! Thank you! This is a picture of him just before he had his leg amputated. :("
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